Thursday, December 10, 2009

Something For The Weekend...

Handcart, overturned

For those of you with a penchant for physical theatre there's a small treat awaiting you this weekend if you have the time and the money. Over at the Arko theatre in Daehangno 리어카, 뒤집어지다 (Handcart, overturned) is being performed by the Momggol Theatre Company.

This four person play deals with the upturned lives of Seoul citizens in the 1970s when they were turfed out of their houses so that construction could begin on what is now glittering Gangnam.

There's very little dialogue and the cast manage to bring together short scenes of the lives of ordinary people with humour and charm. Whilst comedy carries the play, it is the extraordinary choreography and physical talents of the performers that shine through. The titular handcart also plays a very important part in the movement and it is really exciting to see how the actors explore this fairly ordinary machine transforming it from plaything to homestead to rolling death.

This production is not everyone's cup of tea, but for those who enjoy physical theatre and have an interest in Korea's past, it's well worth seeking out. Tickets are only 20,000 won and the play is performed at 8.00 on Friday, 3.00 and 7.00 on Saturday and 3.00 on Sunday.


To get to the Arko theatre, take the subway to Hyehwa station (line number 4), exit at gate number 2 and take the first left. The red brick Arko theatre is on the left hand side opposite Maronnier Park.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Chocolate Rain and the Nasty Japanese Men

Ninja Assassin

I've already expressed my love for Rain in a previous post, but now having seen the ridiculously fun Ninja Assassin, I feel the need to speak out once again...

Ninja Assassin is a very silly film, the story is contrived, the characters two dimensional and the acting wobbling from wooden to over the top, but it is saved by two things: Balls to the wall gory ninja fight scenes and Rain himself.

Bouncing back from the unimpressive Speed Racer, Rain's physical form is now that of an Adonis. His abs are as Koreans like to say "chocolate" to the extreme and his martial arts moves are on a par with any modern action star. For God's sake the man does handstands on a bed of nails! Watching the film I was reminded of a young Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conan the Barbarian (though slighter in form); he speaks little, but is a large presence on screen.

Ninja Assassin was able to please both the 14 year old boy inside of me and the 40 year old ajumma. Its nasty, blood soaked ninja antics enthralled me for the all too brief 99 minutes of screen time and unlike most modern day three hour blockbusters I was left with a relatively ache free bottom and a hankering for more.

Now go my children, runt to the nearest multiplex and seek out this chocolate ninja, for he is the future of Korean cinematic heroes and the future is good...

Ninja Assassin

Korean Movies Subtitled in English 2009/12/10-2009/12/13

시크릿 (Secret) whispers its way round the Cinus theaters...

Secret is on at the Myeong-dong Cinus Theater:

Thursday (10th) - 1145 and 2410
Friday (11th) - 1105 and 2400

And at the Gangnam Cinus Theater:

Friday (11th) - 1050
Saturday (12th) - 1050, 1300 and 1510
Sunday (13th) - 1050, 1300 and 1510

I'll update weekend times as they appear. All listings are correct at time of posting, but may be found frolicking with reindeer...

UPDATE: Well Cinus seem to be playing silly buggers again. The subtitled listings have disappeared from naver for the moment. Hopefully they'll pop back up again sometimes soon.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Korean Movies Subtitled in English 2009/12/07-2009/12/09

시크릿 (Secret) is still revealing itself in Seoul...

Secret is on at the Myeong-dong Cinus Theater:

Monday (7th) - 1105 and 2400
Tuesday (8th) - 1105 and 2400
Wednesday (9th) - 1940, 2150 and 2400

And at the Gangnam Cinus Theater:

Monday (7th) - 0950, 1200, 1410, 1620, 1830, 2040 and 2300
Tuesday (8th) - 0950, 1200, 1410, 1620, 1830, 2040 and 2300
Wednesday (9th) - 0840, 1050, 1300, 1510, 1720, 1930, 2150 and 2400

I'll update times as they appear. All listings are correct at time of posting, but may well freeze to death...

UPDATE: Wednesday's listings added...

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Korean Movies Subtitled in English 2009/12/03-200/12/06

Good Morning President has run its course and now we have 시크릿 (Secret)... I've checked with the people at Cinus and they have confirmed that the film will be shown with subtitles in both Myeong-dong and Gangnam, however listing sites don't have the subtitled showings listed just the normal ones (which will probably be the subtitled screening times). To cut a long story short, the listings for this week should be correct, but might have some issues which I'll try to sort out as soon as possible...

Secret should be on at the Myeong-dong Cinus Theater:

Thursday (3rd) - 0920, 1125, 1330, 1540, 1750, 2000, 2210 and 2420
Friday (4th) - 0900, 1310, 1520, 1730, 1940 and 2150
Saturday (5th) - 0940, 1610, 1830, 2040 and 2250
Sunday (6th) - 0900, 1310, 1520, 1730, 1940 and 2150

And should also be on at the Gangnam Cinus Theater:

Thursday (3rd) - 0840, 1050, 1300, 1510, 1720, 1930, 2140 and 2350
Friday (4th) - 0840, 1050, 1300, 1720, 1930, 2140 and 2350
Saturday (5th) - 0840, 1050, 1300, 1510, 1720, 1930, 2140 and 2350
Sunday (6th) - 0840, 1050, 1300, 1510, 1720, 1930, 2140 and 2350

I'll update times as and when they are added. All listings may possibly be correct at time of posting, but then again they could be completely wrong...

UPDATE: Added weekend listings.

Girls Generation Set Their Sights On An Older Market

Girl's Generation Business Club

In these times of economic hardship, some pop stars are going to extraordinary lengths to increase their fan base. Girls Generation (소녀시대) seem to have set up what can only be described as Korea's first pop star business club. Located just round the corner from the Kyobo building in Gangnam, this charmingly fronted night time pleasure space gives me the impression that Yoona, Tiffany, Yuri, Hyoyeon, Sooyoung, Seohyun, Taeyeon, Jessica, and Sunny are all working very hard to make sure that SNSD can break into the adult market...

I can't find any information about the club on their official website, but I'm sure that's just a temporary oversight as I'm pretty certain that no one in their right mind would exploit images of these wonderful young women for the sake of a sleazy club...

Girl's Generation Business Club

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Good News for Salt Lovers

Fleur De Sel De Guerande

I don't know when it appeared on the shelves, but last week on a visit to the Hyundai department store in Apgujeong, I discovered that they had Fleur de Sel de Guérande for around 9,000 won per tub. This cheeky little salt is supposed to be the best in the world and has a delightful and distinct flavour. It's meant to be used sparingly right at the end of cooking and it may seem frightfully expensive, but for me it's a early little Christmas treat...

Fleur De Sel De Guerande

For more info on this delicate sodium, check out David Lebovitz's article here.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Korean Movies Subtitled in English 2009/11/30-200/12/02

굿모닝 프레지던트 (Good Morning President) is hanging around...

Good Morning President is on at the Myeong-dong Cinus Theater:

Monday (30th) - 2155 and 2425
Tuesday (1st) - 2155 and 2425
Wednesday (2nd) - 1010

I'm not sure what's going on with Cinus Gangnam, but will update as soon as I can. All listings are correct at time of posting, but may be too busy trying to get their hands on an iphone...

UPDATE: Wednesday's listings added...

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Korean Movies Subtitled in English 2009/11/26-2009/11/29

굿모닝 프레지던트 (Good Morning President) keeps on trucking.

Good Morning President is on at the Myeong-dong Cinus Theater:

Thursday (26th) - 2155 and 2425
Friday (27th) - 2155 and 2425
Sunday (29th) - 2155 and 2425

And at the Gangnam Cinus Theater:

Thursday (26th) - 1120 and 1355

I'll update times as they appear. All listings are correct at time of posting, but may go rogue at a moment's notice...

UPDATE: Apologies for the lack of Saturday listings, Sunday's are now up...

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Crap & Lobster...

J's Kitchen Crap & Lobster

Awwww... Korean owned Italian restaurants sometimes say the funniest things...

The staff at J's Kitchen in Gangnam need to improve their proofreading skills.

Maybe they can learn something from this poem:



J's Kitchen Crap & Lobster